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November 21st, 2008

Serendipity in Merida

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Calle 59 in Merida

Calle 59 in Merida

Bruce and Mary are still in vacation mode in their escape to México and have bused to the big city of Mérida for the first time to scout the city as the base of their operations for figuring out how to stick down here. When we left them last, they were being approached by a couple of crazy Canadians at their restaurant table, in the heart of Mérida.

 

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This silver bearded man and his exotic looking, belly button pierced wife approach our table and he says, “You guys look lost!” I reply, “As a matter of fact, we are, does it look that obvious?” I invite them to sit and we meet Jerry and Jasmine from Nova Scotia. In a rush we describe our situation; we’re brand new to Mérida, we want cheap housing, and we’d like to be downtown. Jasmine, who is one of those women who makes best friends in minutes, says, “Well, you can have our place! It’s only a few blocks away. And it’s only 3000P per month!”

 

Jerry, hawk nosed and tallish, gives their background. He is retired from corporate life at age 60, you qualify for Canadian social security at that age, and Jasmine, a former accountant (with tattooed eyebrows) had been down here for 4 months scouting houses. They had bought one, here in Centro, and are now just waiting to close on it. They’d secured an apartment on Calle 59, the main east/west street that cleaves downtown, on a week to week basis and they should be closing on their house next week.

 

“Wow!” is all we can say. They go on to tell us of neat markets, cheap beer, (you cannot talk to a Canadian for five minutes without talking beer) and friendly locals. We exchange cell numbers and they invite us to visit and they are off.

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Stunned, we finish our beers, settle our bill and head out. We take a right turn on Calle 62 heading north. I do appreciate the classic Spanish grid lay-out of the streets; all even numbered streets head north and south and all odd numbered streets go east and west. We still don’t have a plan as we weave our way through the throngs of people. As we walk we talk and decide the next order of business should be to take a look at Jerry and Jasmine’s place and why didn’t we think of that before they left? They had written their address down and while I’m trying to figure out how to get there, Mary spots them on the corner, and hollers at them.

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Feeling already karmically connected, we greet each other like long-lost friends, Jasmine hugging the both of us and inviting us to share a short cab ride to their temporary home. As Jerry is flagging a cab, Jasmine shouts, “There’s our landlord!” We look to where she is pointing and a small, white haired older man wearing a stylish Guayabera

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 has emerged from the crowd and is approaching us. In a combination of English, Spanish, and Spanglish we are introduced and told of brand new apartments he is listing for the same 3000P per month. Jerry says we’d be crazy not to look at them and we bid adieu to our new friends and follow Fernando to his Chrysler minivan parked in an estacionamiento Their First Mistake movie , parking lot, a few blocks away.

 

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Fernando takes us to his new complex, giving a mini-tour of the sights along the way, mostly in Spanish although he does try out a few English words that he is working on. Fernando is very proud of his city.

 

He parks the van and is happy to tell us that we are only a couple of blocks off Paseo de Montejo, a prime location for which we, at that time have no appreciation for whatsoever. The brand new one-bedroom, air-conditioned fully furnished apartment is nice and Fernando shows every aspect of it meticulously. Mary loves it and wants to commit on the spot but we confer. I really prefer like the idea of being in the heart of downtown. We tell Fernando that we will get back to him next week and he happily gives us a lift to the Santiago Mercado in Jerry and Jasmine’s downtown barrio.

 

We walk down Calle 59; this is a main bus route and noisy. We’re checking house and apartment numbers when suddenly I spy Jasmine through a wrought iron and concrete fence. Jasmine spots us at the same time. We hug again and sit down on their tiny patio fronting Calle 59 for beers and high energy conversation. Next door neighbor Veronica, another Canadian, joins us. Veronica is a skinny cigarette smoking woman who has resided in this apartment for 4 years and she loves landlord Fernando, who gave her a watch for her last birthday. She is quite the talker and we hear many stories about her colorful life. We also find that she is strangely proud of having no command of Spanish at all. I guess because she can get by without it.

 

We hear more of J&J’s background: Jerry’s early rock and roll career, their late in life marriage, Jasmine’s nasty car wreck that requires $3000 per month of pain meds which work really well with constant alcohol dosing. It’s a high time on the patio on Calle 59, the boom box and our conversations competing with the noise of the buses, finally culminating with Jerry breaking out some Xtabentum, Maya Ouzo, to toast our new-found friendship. After our toasts, we have to go. It’s getting dark and the buses quit running to Progreso pretty soon.

 

We take our leave with hugs and kisses and make our way to the Progreso bus terminal, then to the combi stand in Progreso, then to the combi stand in Chicxulub, and finally to our ½ mile long driveway to the condo. Listening and watching the waves lap in the moonlight, we sit on the deck for one last cocktail and toast our good fortune. This day has been a most excellent adventure.

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November 20th, 2008

Ma & Pa Kelley go to town, In Merida

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At this point in Bruce and Mary’s escape to México they venture into Mérida to scout things out. Although this vacation phase has lowered Bruce’s BP to near comatose levels, they know that it is in the big city, with its much lower cost of living, where they must base themselves to figure out how to stick down here with little money and no income.

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We are very excited about our first visit into the big city; we feel like little kids with visions of Mérida dancing like sugar plums our heads. We combi our way to the Progreso bus terminal and purchase roundtrip tickets for 22P, about two bucks each which gets us on board a very nice air-conditioned first class bus for the 40 Km ride into downtown Mérida. We are serenaded by an older Maya gent strolling up and down the aisle playing guitar and singing sonorously in his native tongue. Everyone tips him.

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On the way in we call, from our $20 Mexican cell phone, about one of our prospects for income down here, a small gym for only $74,000. We don’t have that, but we do have some money for a down payment. In response to an Espanol greeting from the listing realtor, we leave a voice message, hoping to hear back right away with where to get off the bus to visit them. I know, lots of forethought there and no such luck, either.

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On the outskirts of town we pass a Costco on the left and a huge shopping center called Liverpool with a parking lot bigger than the Mall of America’s, on the right. As we make our way into the heart of town the scenery becomes very classically Mexican with vivid colors and everywhere towering Royal palms, the first 4’ of trunk painted white. As we enter Centro, the architecture transitions to Colonial; continuous 18’ walls with 12’ doors interspersed w/grand buildings housing museums, universities, and theatres. Some of these buildings have massive 20’ tall wooden doors, mostly open, showing beautifully tiled lobbies.

We get to El Corazon, the heart of Centro and get off the bus directly across from La Plaza Grande, the central park of Mérida. We sit on one of the park benches and admire the scenery of flowering trees and topiary with paved walkways that converge upon a circle of paving stones centered by a Mexican flag flying from a tall flag pole. Across the park we gaze upwards at the oldest cathedral on the North American Continent, Catedral San Idelfonso, founded about 1590. The cross atop the bell tower is 42 meters above the pavement. The park has many, many benches of wood and wrought iron filled with people sitting in the shade doing absolutely nothing except relaxing. A surprising number of young people have laptops on their laps utilizing the free wifi in this park.

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our surroundings for a moment we suddenly realize that we have no real agenda after, hope-hope connecting with the realtor about the gym, which was conceived mid-flight. We are surprised that during this vacation part of our escape we have been living in the moment so much that we have forayed into Mérida without a plan when in our old lives we planned every frickin’ detail. But one thing we do know, we need to eat!

We wander aimlessly, seemingly always against the flow of the throngs of people traversing the skinny sidewalks in this, the bustling heart of Mérida. After literally going in a circle we end up at a restaurant directly off the NE corner of La Plaza and we wander in.

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The menu is tourist priced but we do see Lime soup, which is a meal and Tacos Al Pastor offered for 30 and 32P respectively and we do indulge in a couple of 25P cervezas. Mary’s soup is excellent and so are my Tacos. While Mary is in el baño, I see out of the corner of my eye a silver bearded gringo-looking middle aged guy eyeing me, which makes me a little nervous. This man is soon joined by an exotic looking big-busted woman of like age with blonde hair, tattooed eyebrows and a slender bared midriff sporting a belly button piercing.

Little did we know when Jerry and Jasmine approached our table that we would, that day, be getting a whirlwind tour of downtown Mérida from a local landlord, drinking beer and Xtabentun, Mayan Ouzo on a patio on Calle 59 in the heart of Gringo Gulch, and making friends with the craziest Canadians we will ever meet.

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