November 25th, 2009
All About Bob
From time to time, as per Bruce and Mary’s house-sitting agreement, they must vacate the premises to accommodate the owners’ friends visiting. This can be somewhat of an inconvenience but when Bob visits that is not the case as there is only the one of him and plenty of room in this place, for sure. Bob proves to be a pretty interesting guy.
We, or should I say Mary had been busting her butt the last week cleaning and shining up the place and now she gets out her prepared botanas as Bob and Nick are due to taxi up from the airport momentarily. The door bell rings and we spring into action. We are met at the door by a tall and broad Hispanic man with one of those pencil thin mustaches that I would be much too lazy to maintain. I swing into gear and help schlep his luggage from the taxi into the house and then we sit poolside while Mary hustles the botanitas and margaritas for us. Bob is a hale 61 year old architect on sabbatical from Bechtel Corp and he is on a cooking sojourn. This trip has taken him from his former home Doha, capital of Qatar, to Vietnam, Sri Lanka, India, and now he’s here in Mérida where he intends to attend the famous Los Dos cooking school.
I ask about Nick and we hear the story of some commitment that came up at the last second. Mary and I look at each other. We knew we’d be in the maid and house boy business but we were not prepared to provide entertainment services. And we can tell by his stories and the way he benignly regards our scuttling about fetching him drinks and such that he is used to well trained and trusted staff. There were times during his visit that I came to know exactly, the feel of invisibility experienced by household help.
The next morning, Mary and I work our regular online moderation shifts while Bob works at getting his newly created blog up to speed. Then we direct him to Lucas de Galvez, one of the largest markets in the world, to do some shopping and for this evening’s meal Bob prepares red beans stewed all day with chunks of ham and served with cheese melted on the top, in coffee cups, which is oddly appropriate. This is the side dish to the best chicken soup (sorry mom) I have ever had. This soup has been stewed with many different chilies, peppers and conventional herbs and spices, but we wonder what is the secret ingredient? Saffron. Mary and I have never tasted Saffron before, but suffice it to say that not only does it have its own incredibly savory taste but it is like salt on acid , in the way it enhances and brings out all the other flavors in the food. I raved on about it like an idiot until I noticed that nobody was listening. Bob tells us that typically it costs about the price of gold per gram, but he got a particularly good deal in Vietnam where it was only the price of silver. I’m done eating so I spring up to start clearing plates but Mary grabs my arm and gives me a hard look. Oh yea, we’re in civilized company, now comes an after dinner drink and some civilized conversation. Eventually I do suggest another drink on the promenade while Mary and I bus and wash the dishes and we get a chance to hear a little about his life.
Bob, fresh out of architect school, took a peace corps posting in South Yemen, before the countries were united into just Yemen. And since this, he has spent his life overseas, working for the last 20 years, specializing in airport design, for Bechtel Corp; one of the largest privately held engineering companies in the world. Bechtel has always been active in the Middle East and Bob says he used to see shady CIA types hanging around on a regular basis. Bob has been posted in London (lousiest weather in the world, he says), Madrid, Paris, and many other places I can’t remember now, eventually ending up in Doha. Not only does Bob travel extensively for business but he loves to travel for pleasure and he does it in first class fashion. He claims he’d be a millionaire several times over if not for his passion for travel. Bob speaks Arabic and Spanish, conversationally, and he has a unique perspective on the Middle East, understanding the tribal nature of the cultures. We get into a debate about the mission in Afghanistan and I finally take the initiative to agree to politely disagree when he makes it be known that if Walter Cronkite’s radical commentary from the front and the subsequent protests hadn’t caused the politicians to pull out of Vietnam prematurely we would have won that war like we’ll win this one if we stick with it.
It’s another work day for us and we are off shift watching a movie in the media room when Bob gets back from the Los Dos Yucatecan cuisine cooking school. He tells us that Chef David Sterling is everything he is cracked up to be and the cultural trip into one of the nearby pueblos definitely enhanced the experience. I asked about the group and it was 9 of them with a good representation from the east coast (all were gringos) but it was a quiet group which took some of the fun out of it and some participants, gauging by the way they handled the tools of the trade, were novices. But the school was well worth his time as he goes so far as to say that even at the $150US fee for the one day affair, triple the most he had ever paid for a cooking school, he was glad he did it.
It is Saturday, Halloween, or Day of the Dead down here but more importantly it is Mary’s birthday and we
are barhopping our way towards downtown with the goal of finding a decent place on Calle 62 to eat and watch the parade. Last year we stumbled upon the parade and it was very cool.
We find ourselves at La Bella Epoca, a fancy Italian restaurant with a big screen TV and it is game 4 of the Yankees/Phillies World Series and it is happy hour with cocktails only 30P, about $2.30. Que Bueno! Our table is right in front of one of the big doors to the street and soon the parade is upon us with firecrackers and rockets nearly maiming bystanders, that is another thing I love about México, there is no tort law so be on your toes! But the parade is a real disappointment, maybe ¼ the affair it was last year. We wonder if this is another sign of the recession here in Mérida and the world. We sit back at our tables and the cell rings. It is Bob, he is in La Corazon as well and wondering where we are. Moments later he joins us and Mary and he engage in active conversation, both caring as much about the series as I do about the fine points of roasting garlic. I’m okay as me and my new friend Damian, a young Aussie Yankee fan call the game. We order our food, but with all the botanas I have eaten bar hopping, all I really want are some tostadas which aren’t as good as what Bob whipped up for lunch the other day. Mary has a vegetarian Spaghetti with soy crumbles which is quite good. Bob announces that he is off and a little later, when we ask for la cuenta, the check, we discover he has surreptitiously paid our bill. I’m really starting to like this guy!
We’ve knocked off work today and are having cocktails with Bob. It seems that while chatting with David Sterling on a break at the cooking class Bob was told that Nectar is reputedly the finest restaurant in Mérida. Bob wants to treat us, so we hop a taxi and head out to Colonia México Oriente where we debark at the avante garde steel and glass front to Nectar.
We are ushered into the small dining area where we sit down just opposite the equally small bar. The lighting is subdued and we can see into the large brightly lit kitchen, totally exposed over a counter, to the patrons. Bob insists that we have drinks before we even think about ordering the appetizers which he insists upon, as we rarely order them on our own. Mary has a good old fashioned beer, Bob and I, having already become martini buddies, do that. Then we order our appetizers. Mary has a soup (a delicious red pepper puree served over a cream base with a fried morsel of camembert cheese, increidible! she says) and I have a Tuna steak thinly sliced with some sort of soy/ginger infusion. It is pretty awesome. Bob has duck stuffed enchiladas and we all share. Bob ranks mine first and his last. Now, it’s on to the wine selection. Mary and I are such rubes, we’re just happy to be there as Bob pages through the cork bound wine menu and makes his selection and then they do that wine dance that people and staff do when fine dining. Mary and I are quite content to watch the whole show. Bob is happy with his choice, the wine is poured and we order our entrees after poring over the choices. I am amazed that the entrees range from only 160P to 340P, about $12 to $25, in this, the best restaurant in Merida. Mary orders a pasta dish made with perfectly done penne pasta and three treatments of tomato. It is delicious. I order the encrusted jumbo shrimp stuffed with goat cheese and Bob orders the brisket. Our meals come and there has been some confusion over Bob’s meal as they have brought some sort of steak. The manager, a very attractive 30ish woman, surprisingly dressed in casual form fitting jeans, intervenes and whisks the platter back to the kitchen and poor Bob has to wait as we, rather, I gobble (Mary has never gobbled food in her life) our food down. Finally Bob’s brisket arrives and it is still not what he was expecting. Roberto the chef comes out to chat, his English is excellent from a 3 yr stint in Philly and he has just done a tour at Per Se in NYC. He amicably explains that the brisket is not what Bob is used to, because clientele expectations (ironically, in light of all the fat in typical Yucatecan carne dishes) here, at this high end establishment, are that all fat is to be trimmed from all cuts including brisket. I know nothing of these things but I am convinced. Bob tells me later that it was all BS.
For our trouble with the brisket we get complimentary desserts, a light cheesecake made with chevre. It’s okay but I wonder why it has to be made of goat’s milk although I know a lot of people down here are freaks for goat milk and cheese anything.
Bob settles the bill and our server calls a cab and we are on our way home. We have cocktails on the promenade and call it a night.
After his overnight trip to Chichen Itza, which for a guy who has seen the pyramids and been to Angkor Wat, was just okay, Bob is back now this late afternoon and it is his last day. We decide to order pizza and we eat in, relaxing by the pool and sipping our wine and beers. Bob fires up his Mac and shows us an incredible slide show of his sojourn thus far. I am absolutely entranced by the vivid color, lush landscapes, mountain vistas, and the antiquity of the Hindu temples of the Indian portion of his slide show. I want to go there. Bob makes me promise that we will enlist his aid when we do, as he has close family friends that run a travel agency in Dehli. Deal!
We have nightcaps and we say our goodbyes to Bob, as he has an early morning departure. So as we are snoring away Bob wheels his gear to the door and heads to the airport. It is Saturday so we sleep in and upon finally crawling out of bed we are happy to have our place to ourselves again. But we are also glad for Bob’s visit and we are happy to call him a friend.
Thanks for visiting gentle reader. It is interesting that many in Bruce and Mary’s network thought they’d last a couple months down here and then come home with their tails between their legs. But they, through much serendipity, really have made their “escape to México”. And as Bruce and Mary have become established in Mérida they are getting nearly monthly visitors with the next visit from their daughter Helen in just a few weeks. They are really excited about that. Mary is already figuring menus and itineraries. Hasta luego, amigos.





